...so i touched it.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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