I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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