The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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