real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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