Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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