If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
So here I am, sexting at work.
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