oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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