Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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