Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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