problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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