Don't you send me to vm
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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