This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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