guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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