I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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