Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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