I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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