it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I looked at my own cervix.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Randomize
