we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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