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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We talked him into tasing himself.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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