this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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