A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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