i just had sex bonerless
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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