in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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