It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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