Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I want her autograph on my taint
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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