Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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