So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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