There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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