Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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