id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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