We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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