We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
