# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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