he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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