i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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