i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
