The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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