Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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