when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It's shark week go big or go home
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
My feet surprised me
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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