we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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