They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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