Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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