He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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