Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
A bitchslap is in order.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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