shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Damn victory sex feels great
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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