I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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