Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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