Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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