so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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