I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Randomize
